If you have an arm, you too could soon be pitching for a Major League baseball team! The Minnesota Twins, in the most creative and out-of-the-box PR move since sideburns, are now offering walk-on auditions for anyone who can tell which direction home plate is. That's right: YOU COULD BE A MINNESOTA TWIN!
Just for trying out, you get:
- A free buzz cut!
- Free sideburns!
- A minor league pitcher of your choice as your personal bodyguard!
- Matt LeCroy will be Santa Claus at your next family Christmas/Ramadan/Hanukah/Religious Holiday of Choice!
- Did we mention the FREE SIDEBURNS?
If you or anyone you know can pitch, and aren't Matt Garza or Kevin Slowey, call 1-800-I-PITCH-OK. You could be the next Joe Mauer!*
* You will not be the next Joe Mauer