Another birthday. Didn't I just turn 26? This year has been absolutely manic...
27: Justin Morneau's number before he changed it to 33.
27: Jeff Cirillo's number.
27: Games played in 2007 by Luis Rodriguez.
27: The year '2007' without the two zeros in the middle.
27: Number of hairs in Jason Kubel's beard.
27: Distance (in feet) of Jason Tyner's longest ball hit in the air.
27: Distance (in feet) of Rondell White's longest relay in from left field without bouncing on the turf.
27: Luis Rodriguez, Jason Bartlett, Bobby Korecky, Gil Vasquez, and Tommy Watkins' 2007 campaign age.
27: Number of times my mom will call me today to wish me a happy birthday.
27: Height (in inches) Nick Punto aspires to reach when his growth spurt "finally shows up".
27: Number of times my mom will call me today to tell me not to drink too much tonight.
27: Number of games the White Sox will finish out of first place.
27: How many strikeouts Santana could ring up in three starts.
27: How many strikeouts Kevin Slowey could ring up by August, 2008.
27: Number of dollars available for the "go ahead" from Carl Pohlad to acquire some offensive help. Preferrably "that Ted Williams fellow".
27: Minutes since Justin Morneau's last Jimmy Johns sandwich.
27: Average number of phone numbers Joe Mauer leaves a restaurant with.
27: Home runs Michael Cuddyer will finish the season with.
27: Number of outfield assists Michael Cuddyer will acrue in 2007.
27: Number of "twitches" Joe Nathan goes through before each pitch.
27: Speed of Santana's undebuted new pitch, the Ultra Change.
27: How many times Scott Baker will have his head messed with in regards to starts, call ups, send downs, and whether or not he gets meal money.
27: Number of buffets lambasted by a dejected Sidney Ponson since his release.
27: Number of games the White Sox will trail the Twins at the end of the season.
Feel free to be creative and add your own!