You! Yes you!!!
C'mon down to CRAZY TERRY'S discount emporium!!!
We got retreads, rejects, some sure-fire winners and LOTS of sub-par players for your perusal!!!
No suggestion is too outrageous, cause you are dealin' with CRAZY TERRY!!!
We will accept any trade which provides us with young, unproven talent!
Sale ends July 31st, so come down quick and make a steal!!!