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Texas Blows Baltimore 20 Miles Off Coast

It's been a long couple of weeks.

And the next three days won't be any easier.  So tonight I'm totally phoning it in, and I'll just refer you to where there's a rap on exactly how a team can score 30 runs in nine innings.  One minute Baltimore is up 3-0, six innings later they've lost 30-3.

For Texas:  Two players with 7 RBI, each hitter reached base at least twice, six home runs and 30 runs on 29 hits.

For Baltimore:  Embarrassment, four pitchers allowing six, eight, seven and nine runs respectively and eleven walks allowed.

Missing:  The city of Baltimore.  Rumored to be blown off the map.