It's been a long couple of weeks.
And the next three days won't be any easier. So tonight I'm totally phoning it in, and I'll just refer you to MLB.com where there's a rap on exactly how a team can score 30 runs in nine innings. One minute Baltimore is up 3-0, six innings later they've lost 30-3.
For Texas: Two players with 7 RBI, each hitter reached base at least twice, six home runs and 30 runs on 29 hits.
For Baltimore: Embarrassment, four pitchers allowing six, eight, seven and nine runs respectively and eleven walks allowed.
Missing: The city of Baltimore. Rumored to be blown off the map.