Filed under: Satire, Irreverence, & Other Humor Disaster Alert By Jon Marthaler Nov 5, 2008, 1:11am EST Share this story Share this on Facebook Share this on Twitter Share All sharing options Share All sharing options for: Disaster Alert Reddit Pocket Flipboard Email ATTENTION TWINS FANS. ON OPENING DAY 2009, THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES WILL BE A WHITE SOX FAN. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL. More From Twinkie Town The Case for Miguel Sano Twinkie Town Analytics Fundamentals: Running the Bases Monday Morning Minnesota: Edition Edition. (Special Edition) Why the Twins traded for Michael A Taylor Rival Roundup, Vol. 35: The Rivals Are Coming From Inside the House Whew—and what?!