I'll be back...
Time has come for me to move continents! As of tomorrow I'll be on a plane for England, which means I'll be without internets until either the British invent their own version or the Royal Telephone Company installs a phone in my house.
You'll be in familiar hands until my return about a week and a half from now, give or take a couple of days. Enjoy your time off from my rants, and I'll see you soon.
Bring on spring training!