This is taken directly from my Facebook status this morning:
Jesse would like to thank the Colorado Rockies for bringing Lew Ford back into our lives, if only for a short time.
When I say things like "If still plays for the Twins", I mean "He still plays for the Twins". Clearly my phone didn't correctly predict my text after all, thanks for nothing T9.
The names were sort of changed to protect the innocent from admitting in public that they're actually my friends.
Welcome back, Lew Ford! I'm looking forward to seeing at least one more of these, even if it's not in a Twins uniform: