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From the home office in Louisburg, Minnesota (and owing a great and fairly obvious debt to this):
The Top Ten Ways To Mispronounce "Tsuyoshi Nishioka"
10. Tom Nieto
9. T-Rex Ishyokra
8. T. Boone Pickensoka
7. Tsunicky Puntioka
6. Akinori Iwamura
5. Boutros Boutros-Nishioka
4. Tsuyogabba Gabbioka
3. "Yoshi! Like the dinosaur! Awesome, bro!"
2. Tsuyoshi Nishioka Oka Oka Ptang Zoo Boing Zow Zing
1. Tseeyoulater J.J. Hardy