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Twins 6, Royals 2: Delmon Young Homers Again, but Pavano's Mustache Is the Big Winner

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A series of haikus, inspired by last night's victory over the Royals

Young goes deep again
the Twins take an early lead
and never look back

oh, Valencia
double plays mean no ribbie
you should grow a 'stache

yes, a 'stache like Carl's
a 'stache just like Luigi's
Mario 2 sucked

back to Pavano
eight innings, six hits, two runs
Twins still suck with RISP

Tolbert went hitless
Kubel up to 2-3-9
Rauch killed a baby

one more time we win
Royals fans cry one more tear
thank you, Dayton Moore