A series of haikus, inspired by last night's victory over the Royals
Young goes deep again
the Twins take an early lead
and never look back
oh, Valencia
double plays mean no ribbie
you should grow a 'stache
yes, a 'stache like Carl's
a 'stache just like Luigi's
Mario 2 sucked
back to Pavano
eight innings, six hits, two runs
Twins still suck with RISP
Tolbert went hitless
Kubel up to 2-3-9
Rauch killed a baby
one more time we win
Royals fans cry one more tear
thank you, Dayton Moore