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A Brief One-Act Play Featuring Carl Pavano and Drew Butera

"Hey boss, hate to bother ya during the game, but it turns out arson isn't legal in Florida. That website was full of crap. What should I do?"

"Geez, Drew. Let me think on this one."

"Sure thing, boss. But that old hotel, she sure looked beautiful when she burned, didn't she?"

"She sure did, Drew. She sure did."