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A Brief One-Act Play Featuring Carl Pavano and Drew Butera

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"Hey boss, hate to bother ya during the game, but it turns out arson isn't legal in Florida. That website was full of crap. What should I do?"

"Geez, Drew. Let me think on this one."

"Sure thing, boss. But that old hotel, she sure looked beautiful when she burned, didn't she?"

"She sure did, Drew. She sure did."