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Rangers 20, Twins 6: There Is No Nice Way To Say This

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Unfortunately, we still don't know the Japanese translation of "waste of a uniform."
Unfortunately, we still don't know the Japanese translation of "waste of a uniform."


The following players were an embarrassment on Monday night:


Minnesota Twins Roster

pitchers # Pos.
Scott Baker 30 P
Nick Blackburn 53 P
Alex Burnett 31 P
Matt Capps 55 P
Brian Duensing 52 P
Phil Dumatrait 54 P
Chuck James 44 P
Francisco Liriano 47 P
Jose Mijares 50 P
Joe Nathan 36 P
Carl Pavano 48 P
Glen Perkins 15 P
Anthony Swarzak 51 P
catchers # Pos.
Drew Butera 41 C
Joe Mauer 7 C
infielders # Pos.
Alexi Casilla 12 2B
Tsuyoshi Nishioka 1 SS
Trevor Plouffe 24 SS
Danny Valencia 19 3B
outfielders # Pos.
Michael Cuddyer 5 RF
Jason Repko 18 RF
Ben Revere 11 CF
Delmon Young 21 LF
designated hitters # Pos.
Jason Kubel 16 DH
Jim Thome 25 DH

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I don't know what else I could say. The Twins were as bad as is possible, and recapping the whole thing - or calling out particular players that were terrible - would be an incredible waste of time.