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We here at Twinkie Town have started calling Caleb Thielbar "Meat Raffle." Thielbar is from Randolph, a town of fewer than 500 people that is six miles west of Cannon Falls. We're pretty sure that the meat raffle is a Randolph tradition, like in every small town in Minnesota - hence the nickname. It just rolls off the tongue: Caleb "Meat Raffle" Thielbar.
That's a good nickname. None of the following, however, are good nicknames.
- Oswaldo "Dale Jr." Arcia
- Joe "Old Ironsides" Mauer
- "Encyclopedia" Vance Worley
- Trevor "DJ Hey Beef" May
- Josh "Spaceballs" Roenicke
- Trevor "Mr. Wednesday Night" Plouffe
- "Dishcloth" Casey Fien
- Aaron "Bill" Hicks
- Liam "The Professor" Hendriks
- P.J. "A.J." Walters
- Justin "Pig Snacks" Morneau
- Pedro "The Legionnaire" Florimon
- "Swedish" Ryan Doumit
- Anthony "China Syndrome" Swarzak
- Mike "Bazzle" Pelfrey
- Brian "Futon" Dozier
- Chris "Medium" Parmelee
- Glen "MapQuest" Perkins
- Jamey "The Old Goatherd" Carroll
Tune in next week, because frankly there's a chance we just come up with terrible nicknames every Monday for the rest of the season.
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