Nineteen Terrible Twins Nicknames

We here at Twinkie Town have started calling Caleb Thielbar "Meat Raffle." Thielbar is from Randolph, a town of fewer than 500 people that is six miles west of Cannon Falls. We're pretty sure that the meat raffle is a Randolph tradition, like in every small town in Minnesota - hence the nickname. It just rolls off the tongue: Caleb "Meat Raffle" Thielbar.

That's a good nickname. None of the following, however, are good nicknames.

1. Oswaldo "Dale Jr." Arcia
2. Joe "Old Ironsides" Mauer
3. "Encyclopedia" Vance Worley
4. Trevor "DJ Hey Beef" May
5. Josh "Spaceballs" Roenicke
6. Trevor "Mr. Wednesday Night" Plouffe
7. "Dishcloth" Casey Fien
8. Aaron "Bill" Hicks
9. Liam "The Professor" Hendriks
10. P.J. "A.J." Walters
11. Justin "Pig Snacks" Morneau
12. Pedro "The Legionnaire" Florimon
13. "Swedish" Ryan Doumit
14. Anthony "China Syndrome" Swarzak
15. Mike "Bazzle" Pelfrey
16. Brian "Futon" Dozier
17. Chris "Medium" Parmelee
18. Glen "MapQuest" Perkins
19. Jamey "The Old Goatherd" Carroll

Tune in next week, because frankly there's a chance we just come up with terrible nicknames every Monday for the rest of the season.