Tuesday Morning Twins: You Can Buy a Suitcase Made Out of the Old Metrodome Roof, And More

Good morning? Good morning! Check these out:

• Some person at Duluth Pack who needs a raise bought a hunk of the old Metrodome roof and turned it into purses and luggage. Someone buy me one of these. Please.

• Samuel Deduno complained about his right shoulder hurting after Sunday's start--but don't worry! The Twins "are presently unwilling to rule out Deduno for making his scheduled start Friday[.]"

• Sports on Earth has a nice piece of Chris Colabello's path to the majors. I never get sick of this story. Keep going Chris!

• The Minnesota Twins, according to Rant Sports, are the best bad team in baseball. Woo!

• If you're into Bleacher Report material, you can read this piece about why Justin Morneau is sure not to be a Twin in 2014 because he hates Target Field and would only get a one year contract. Or something.

• Torii Hunter tells the Detroit Free Press, "Morneau is probably one of the most respected first basemen in the game... He's one of my guys. I've seen him grow in the system. I'm happy for him to where he is right now. He's been hot the last month." I poop you not. Torii apparently said that--the same Torii Hunter who once tried to punch Justin Morneau and ended up hitting Nick Punto instead (after which Punto excitedly told a coach, "Wow! I just got hit by Torii Hunter!").

• Oh man--I love bringing up that Punto quote.

• There is NOOOOOOOOOO vaporizing in Target Field.

• Twins starter Mike Pelfrey has ADHD, and unlike recently suspended MLBer Miguel Tejada, takes enough adderall to remember to renew his adderall exemption with the league.