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BREAKFAST LINKS: Benson, Crain, Phosphorescent

It's a perfect machine, Ken. A perfect, elegant, lethal mach--hey, where the hell are my pants? I NEED MY PANTS KEN THIS ISN'T FUNNY AND I'M TIRED OF IT.


Something to read while you're back at work but not really.


  • Joe Benson. Remember him? Was supposed to be good, but then he wasn't and then he wasn't here anymore? Anyway, he signed a minor league deal with the Miami Marlins.
  • We talked about him last Friday, so we should note that Stupid Necklace Maverick Jesse Crain ended up signing a one-year deal with the Houston Astros.
  • Mark Mulder's comeback tour will not start in Minnesota. Doogie had noted that the Twins may have been interested, but the former ace wasn't. Mulder, who hasn't pitched in five+ years, signed a free agent deal with the Los Angeles Angels of Los Angeles, California, USA.
  • There is nothing new on the Bronson Arroyo front. I just Googled again before posting this.