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Hi, I'm Joe Mauer, catch--heh, first baseman for the Minnesota Twins. Even I still goof it up sometimes. Anywho, Jesse and the guys and gals at Twinkie Town wanted me to take a peek at Too Many Cooks, the wacky YouTube video.
Here's my review: What the heck.
It starts off like some of the real good TGIF ABC shows that Mom let me watch since it wasn't a school night. You guys remember Sabrina? Salem the Cat was a real character! And the song was real catchy, like the Full House song (Uncle Joey!). The dad couldn't take a good picture! I like relatable humor, so I was pretty excited about where this was going.
But yeah, then the creepy fella just started stabbing everyone. I was like, what's the deal? I mean, the GI Joe part was pretty cool, and Smarf looked like he would be a real cut-up, but then, just blood everywhere. I had to turn away at a couple parts. Jeez!
Next time, Jesse, just send me some Boy Meets World DVDs, okay? Mr. Feeney was kind of a fuddy-duddy, but he always kept those kids on the right track.
Have a good one,
Joe Mauer