Tuesday Twins Talk: The Nicest Guy on the Twins, Worley's New Bikini Body, and More

By Maija Varda Feb 18, 2014, 12:45pm EST

"I think all milks should be treated equally. I don't discriminate based on the content of fat."

There's finally some baseball news! Sorta. Enjoy this stuff:

Twins equipment manager Rod McCormick said ~~Joe Mauer~~ Kurt Suzuki might be the nicest guy on the Twins.

Taking a page from the 2010 Delmon Young Handbook, Vance Worley lost 25 lbs in the offseason and says he feels in (more or less) the best shape of his life.

Josh Willingham, in true form, is willing to spend the rest of his career with the Twins.

Justin Morneau is at the Rockies spring training camp talking about how awesome the Minnesota Twins and Nick Punto are and how he doesn't know everyone's name.

METRODOME DEMOLITION [UPDATE]: In case you haven't heard, the Metrodome is now fighting back. Demolition has stopped over safety concerns after several beans fell "out of sequence."

GETTING THE BAND BACK TOGETHER [UPDATE]: This cute Detroit Tigers blog thinks the Tigers should sign Johan Santana, and "should be able to make a better case than the Twins at least." #$%$#@%@

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