Tuesday Twins: Twins clinch last place in the American League Central and other depressing notes

Howdy doody, Twins fans. Here are the links:

• With last night's defeat, the Twins clinched last place in the central!

• Aaron Hicks didn't get to the stadium until two hours before the game last Sunday. Did he come down with a case of the Danny Gladden-itis?

• Danny Santana's bating average hasn't dipped below .300 since his second day in the Majors back in early May.

• The Twins' attempts to improve pitching for this season failed miserably.

• In case you were keeping track, Fort Myers Miracle Zack Jones will be replacing the sore Mason Melotakis in the Arizona Fall League for the Twins organization.

• At least one Braves fan is mad about the Twins claiming Jordan Schafer off waivers while BJ Upton still gets to play.

• Even Glen Perkins makes the mistake of trying to pitch through injury.

• Has Brian Dozier turned back into a pumpkin?

• Chris Hermann wants to get bigger over the off-season.

• Kennys Vargas wants to get smaller (don't do it Kennys!!)

• But there is good news: the Como Zoo is getting twin Polar Bears!