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Corey Koskie—former Canadian and Minnesota Twins third baseman—made an important discovery this weekend. That discovery? These sick ass shoes. He made sure to immediately notify the rest of the '02 squad (aka the band) via Twitter.
@toriihunter48 @JacqueJones11 @LaTroyHawkins32 @davidortiz LOOK WHAT I FOUND!!!! Can't make this stuff up pic.twitter.com/l1zAIrleng
— corey koskie (@ckone47) November 9, 2015
Holy cow.
But, apparently, this was actually a "re-discovery" of sorts.
@mattwinters5 @toriihunter48 @JacqueJones11 @LaTroyHawkins32 @davidortiz I took them out of his closet 10 years ago.
— corey koskie (@ckone47) November 9, 2015
So, if you found these David Ortiz air-brushed shoes in your storage somewhere after ten years, during which time David Ortiz became a huge baseball superstar, what would you do with them?
Don't worry, that's what Corey Koskie did.
Instead of elf on the shelf I'm going to do "Big O on my foot". The Where's Waldo version pic.twitter.com/kMOcdfUGL4
— corey koskie (@ckone47) November 9, 2015
@toriihunter48 @davidortiz Can Big O handle a hockey rink? pic.twitter.com/l3a9PwGFxp
— corey koskie (@ckone47) November 9, 2015
Corey Koskie is my hero. Thank god he actually got some satisfaction out of these instead of trying to preserve them for some collector who would never get as much happiness out of them as Corey and all of his Twitter followers just did.
And CAN "Big O" handle the hockey rink? Guess we'll have to stay tuned!
[UPDATED]
LOOKS LIKE BIG PAPI IS A WILD FAN.
@jimmyfallon....... try to top this. I'm going to the wild game with Big Papi. pic.twitter.com/uXzzPsFayT
— corey koskie (@ckone47) November 11, 2015