I mean, that's a shit call. Just a shit, shit call. ESPN says it's one of the five worst in history, and that's a mighty long time. And now he got promoted. Here, then, is our best guess as to the rest of Cuzzi's career.
2018: Refuses to call a rain delay during a Houston/Milwaukee game. An F4 tornado sweeps up the entire Astros outfield and deposits them in a Galveston holding pond. Is promoted to crew chief.
2021: Uses third base as a toilet the entire season. Is promoted to Commissioner.
2024: Outlaws bats. The game of baseball dies. Is named Governor of New Jersey.
2027: Sells New Jersey to traveling salesman for magic beans. Salesman turns out to be the Devil, who enslaves all New Jersey residents in eternal torment. Cuzzi runs for President.
2029: President Cuzzi launches all of America's nuclear weapons on July 4th, because he loves fireworks. The earth is destroyed. Cuzzi is the lone survivor of all humankind, names self Emperor of Galaxy, fashions a cape from a Ramada Inn bath towel.
40,098,763,656: The heat death of the universe takes place. Cuzzi, who is An Immortal One, laughs.