Tuesday Twins: Joe versus Sano versus Torii in the THUNDERDOME

By Maija Varda May 19, 2015, 9:00am EDT

Can't we just get BEYOND Thunderdome?

Good day, mates! Here's your Twins links:

Miguel Sano was named Twins minor league player of the week! Sano hit .379, 8 RBI, 4 doubles, and 3 more home runs than Joe Mauer has had this year.

Sano is even impressing Terry Ryan, despite his poopy defense.

But no, Miguel Sano and/or Byron Buxton aren't being called up soon.

Torii Hunter is on fire. Literally.

Somehow, Joe Mauer has become the biggest lightening rod in Twin Cities sports, even though he's boring and doesn't do anything.

In fact, someone on the appropriately named RantSports says Joe Mauer's contract is the worst in baseball, because the author is apparently unaware of Ryan Howard, Josh Hamilton, and a handful of others.

At least one person really loves Joe Mauer.