Ahhh... It's May 21st, a great time of the year here in Minnesota. A time when everyone is... wait, May 21st? Oh crap, it's Kent Hrbek's birthday!!!
Margarita's at El loro my head is feeling bigger already!!! pic.twitter.com/4dsSYO8dK0— Kent Hrbek (@Hrbie14) February 5, 2015
I forgot to get him something! Did you get him something? I'm such a screw up.
Quick, to Google!
If you had the top two results of that search as a GQ article and an article about Rick Ross, raise your hand.
Clearly, we need to adjust our query.
These look like Kent Hrbek Gifts, not Gifts for Kent Hrbek. There has to be a website out there dedicated to Kent Hrbek gift suggestions! Come on Google!
Let's try again.
Seriously? None of these even have anything to do with fishing.
Let's go in this direction
But that will not deter me.
I'll keep on looking.
I'm not sure if we're getting closer or further from our intended goal, but I'm going to say closer and give myself a pat on the back.
I think I can make this pretty good with a minor adjustment...
Pictures of Hrbie holding up beers...
Wait a second!
There we go!
Man, how did anyone figure out what to buy people for their birthday's before Google?
Happy Birthday, Kent!
You guys have any other last-minute Kent Hrbek gift suggestions?
OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!