Byron Buxton, one of if not the top prospect in baseball, has been called up to the major leagues.
Don't be unprepared! We have a printable Byron Buxton Party Hat!
I didn't exactly test it. I couldn't get the letters to bend with the hat, but this should work. Think of it as Avant Garde. Try adhering it to your head with tape or a couple rubber bands.
It's Comic Sans. COME AT ME, INTERNET.