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What Are the Twins Doing, Exactly? Take the Poll!

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As the new year dawns, let's try to figure out what the Minnesota Twins are doing together, like a family or group of angry villagers terrified of the unknown.

what is he pointing at with his lifeless eyes who knows he's a goddamn pretend bear who answers to no one
what is he pointing at with his lifeless eyes who knows he's a goddamn pretend bear who answers to no one
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The Twins have gone radio silent since the signing of Byung-Ho Park, doing nothing at the Winter Meetings and less than nothing since.  Is this the plan?  Is there a plan at all?  Who knows!

That's why we at Twinkie Town have made this poll for you and your internet friends to figure out what the shit they're doing.  Crowdsourcing may be our only way to get the right answer.  Take the poll now!