You wake up in the morning and hear people talking about payroll whiners on the radio. Then you slack off work in the afternoon and see people calling the Twins cheap on the Internet. It's all so confusing!
That's why Twinkie Town wants to help you figure out your place in the Twins universe. Are you a payroll whiner? Or are you a moutchpiece for mediocrity? JUST ANSWER THE QUESTION.