Tuesday Twins: Everyone (once again) thinks the Twins are going to suck next year

By Maija Varda Feb 16, 2016, 10:59am EST

Miguel Sano, telling the White Sox where the the Twins will really end up next year in the AL Central

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This Tigers blogger thinks it's laughable USA Today predicted the Twins would finish last in the Central this year by only 10 games. What?

But yes, apparently everyone agrees (for some reason) the Twins will finish last in the AL Central next season. Honestly, I look at those predictions and feel like I'm taking crazy pills.

An extremely fitting description of when the Minnesota Twins signed Miguel Sano, from a Minnesota Twins scout: “He [Sano] was very excited, he was crying. I was probably happier than him.”

Pitchers and Catchers report JUST AROUND THE CORNER, and ESPN 1500's Derek Wetmore has 10 Twins story-lines for you to follow.

FOX Sports North recently ran a poll about which decade would make the best Twins Mt. Rushmore, and the 1960s won in a landslide. Do you agree? (I do.)

Byung-Ho Park has been adjusting to life in America seemingly very well, and is a fan of the Outback Steak House. In fact, Park's American agent indicated there might be trouble on the horizon, saying, “[Park]’s very friendly. I think he’s going to be good with everyone. He’s very nice. Sometimes too nice.”

Phil Hughes live-tweeted The Bachelor last night.

The Star Tribune has a nice little write-up on Logan Darnell and his quest to make it back onto the Twins roster.

Hometown Hockey has this excellent video about Justin Morneau's career and love for hockey. (Favorite part: "Now that I'm not with the Twins anymore I can admit this: I continued to play hockey with my friends in the off-season.")