My birthday sucks because it usually falls on or around Thanksgiving. Which is a crappy birthday to have because all anyone cares about is turkey and what they are getting for Christmas. Anyways, it was a normal crappy birthday last year....until Nick Punto showed up!!!
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(This all happened within maybe 2 minutes or so)
Nicky P - Hey Dan! Glad I could make it to your party bro!!
Me - Nick Punto! Wow I didn't think you were going to actually show up!!
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Nicky P - Hey no problem. I brought you a birthday card!
Me- Thanks Nick! That's very nice of you.
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Nicky P- Here old man have a GRITZ BEER!! Let's get this party started WOOOOO!!!
Me - I'm 37
Nicky P - What?
Me - I'm 37 I'm not old
Nicky P - Whatever....Drink up!! This stuff really battles your tail off!!! Wooooo!!!
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Nicky P- Oh yeah my wife made a fruit cake but we can just chuck it in the neighbors yard if you want
Me- No that's ok Nick, I'm sure someone will eat it. Tell her thank you.
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Nicky P- Oh and you said no gifts but I brought this anyways!!
Me - Wow Nick! How did you know that was the foot massager I wanted?!?!
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Nicky P - No problem man. And last but not least I baked you a cake myself!!
Me- Wow Nick, you're the greatest! And this is the greatest birthday party of all time!
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Nicky P - Forget it kid, come on I've got a whole case of GRITZ over here we gotta drink!!!
Me- Hell yes Nick Punto!!....LET'S DO THIS !!!
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THE NEXT MORNING
Nicky P - Oh man am I hung over! Wooo! Better get up and Get Money Get Paid Wooo!!!
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THE END
