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Justin Morneau signs with White Sox

A dagger, a stake, in my heart.

Am I crazy, or does he kinda look like a young Gardy?
Am I crazy, or does he kinda look like a young Gardy?
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News came out yesterday afternoon that the White Sox cut Mat Latos and signed themselves a new first baseman. That baseman's name? Justin Morneau.

I want to die.

Okay. I don't actually want to die, but this seems pretty bad. I had the great privilege of attending the 2014 MLB All-Star Game fan fest (4 days in a row!), the All-Star Game, and the Home Run Derby. Seeing Justin Morneau at the home run derby was one of the greatest privileges of my life.

I don't want to say this, but I will: I hope you crush it, Justin Morneau.