FanPost Friday: Who would survive?

Hey guys, it's FanPost Friday!

Did you forget what this is? FanPost Friday is the thing where I post a question or topic Friday, you write a fanpost addressing said topic or question in whatever fashion you want, and then we will share the best posts or recap the posts on the front page come Monday. It's fun. Give it a try.

Here's this week's question:

If we put all of the Twins' 2016 draft picks in a thunderdome and made them fight to the death, who would survive?

I think this is pretty self-explanatory. Serious responses only, of course.

Don't know who the draft picks are? Check our draft coverage.