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Time: Soon. Channel: Cable, radio, if you have a 'puter, you can figgur it out. If you don't have a 'puter, I dunno what to tell ya. Nor do I have to. You ain't here. Cleveland has an SB Nation site. Type "Cleveland baseball SB Nation" into a search engine.
That's yer game intro, because this week has piled Truckloads Of Ass on my life which was already the Official Midwest Federal Repository Of Ass. Enjoy the game. Hector Santiago goes up against something called Michael Clevinger, and you can find the stats as well as I can.