Game 139: Royals at Twins

First Pitch: 7:10 PM
TV: FSNO
Radio: Go 96.3, TIBN, La Raza (Sp.)
Know Thine Enemy: Royals Review

One of the few Actual Real Major-League Pitchers™ employed by the Twins, Ervin Santana, starts today. So maybe if the offense scores 10 runs it'll actually be enough this time. One can dream.

Also let's see if Dozier gets any closer to the AL secondbasemen homerun record, in a segment I like to call Dozier's Dong Quest. (For the Super Nintendo Entertainment System.)

400 hours in MSpaint. Totally necessary. You are welcome.