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Welcome to the Darkest Timeline

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We all suspected it. Trevor May’s UCL tear has confirmed it. We have your cut-out black beards here.

By Louie Opatz Mar 11, 2017, 7:22pm EST

Welcome to the Darkest Timeline, Twins fans.

Alright, everyone. Trevor May will miss the 2017 season with a torn Ulnar Collateral Ligament. Time to take out your scissors and prepare yourselves. We have officially entered the Darkest Timeline.

If you weren’t already hoarding beans, I’d suggest beginning to do so. It’s fittin’ to get worse.

Happy 2017!