First Pitch: 7:10 PM Centralian
Rad Rad Rad Radical: TIBN, Go 96.3, La Raza
Geological Survey: Purple Row
Weather: Look outside, maybe that.
The Rockies are here in Minnesota for a rare series. They are good somehow, similar to how the Twins are good somehow.
Rockies is a silly baseball name even if it relates to Colorado well. A mountain range can't run that fast and would have a strike zone so big that even Samuel Deduno couldn't walk him. Twins might not be inherently threatening or good at baseball, but at least they have the physical capabilities to do so. Unless they are like ducks or something. I'm going to go find an article about twinning in water fowl now, see you guys when this goes live.
I will give a prize in the recap to the person who makes the boldest prediction that turns out to be correct. Mine is that someone will actually read this.
|COLORADO ROCKIES||MINNESOTA TWINS|
|Charlie Blackmon - CF||Brian Dozier - 2B|
|DJ LeMahieu - 2B||Robbie Grossman - Uh Oh RF|
|Nolan Arenado - 3B||Miguel Sano - 3B|
|Marky Mark Reynolds - DH||Kennys Vargas - 1B|
|Carlos Gonzalez - RF||Eduardo Escobar - DH|
|Ian Desmond - 1B||Jorge Polanco - SS|
|Gerardo Parra - LF||Jason Castro - C|
|Pat Valaika - SS||Byron Buxton - CF|
|Tony Wolters - C||Eddie Rosario - LF|
|Kyle Freeland - LHP||Phil Hughes - RHP|