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Game 111: Brewers at Twins

Game One One One, Number One in Fun

By Tawny Jarvi
I have my own hand over my face, and I must scream
I have my own hand over my face, and I must scream
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First Pitch: 7:10 Pee Em
Cathode Ray Tubes: FSN (For real)
Ray D. Yo Yo Yo: TIBN, La Raza, Go 96.3
Understanding the process of fermentation: Brew Crew Ball

I hate everything at the moment so hopefully the Twins can win today and I can downgrade to only hating most things.

Today's Lineups

MILWAUKEE BREWERS MINNESOTA TWINS
Domingo Santana - RF Brian Dozier - 2B
Ryan Braun - DH Max Kepler - RF
Travis Shaw - 3B Miguel Sano - 3B
Jesus "The Lord and Savior" Aguilar - 1B Joe Mauer - 1B
Hernan Perez - LF Robbie Grossman - DH
Manny Pina - C Eddie Rosario - LF
Orlando "Not Oswaldo" Arcia - SS Byron Buxton - CF
Keon "Buxton joke in here somewhere" Broxton - CF Jason Castro - C
Jonathan Villar - 2B Jorge Polanco - SS
Matt "Old Friend" Garza - RHP Adalberto Mejia - LHP

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