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Game 144: Padres at Twins

More like Sandy Ego Pod Rays, whatever that means.

By Tawny Jarvi
Local comedian Brian Dozier pratfalls on the field of play.
Local comedian Brian Dozier pratfalls on the field of play.
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First Pitch: 7:10 Pee Em
Televiz: FSN, presumably some San Diegan channel.
Rad: TIBN, Go 96.3, La Raza
Used brown robes depot: Gaslamp Ball

Twins should probably try to do that win thing, considering this is the freakin' Padres they are playing against. To do so they place their hope on Kyle Gibson, he of the the magic balls, apprentice of the great one, seeker of the one true way.

Today's Lineups

SAN DIEGO PADRES MINNESOTA TWINS
Manuel Margot - CF Brian Dozier - 2B
Carlos Asuaje - 2B Joe Mauer - 1B
Yangervis Solarte - DH Jorge Polanco - SS
Wil Myers - 1B Eduardo Escobar - 3B
Cory Spangenberg - 3B Byron Buxton - CF
Jabari Blash - RF Eddie Rosario - RF
Erick Aybar - SS Robbie Grossman - DH
Matt Szczur - LF Jason Castro - C
Austin Hedges - C Ehire Adrianza - LF
Travis Wood - LHP Kyle Gibson - RHP

What the hell is a szczur?

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