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- With Miguel Sano being injured for the rest of time, Eduardo Escobar has stepped up and smashed a lot of dongs as his replacement. So many dongs, that even Escobar himself is surprised.
- If you missed it: Joe Mauer, noted meanie-pants, destroyed a pitcher’s leg. He did this presumable to teach him to drink more milk to strengthen those bones.
- The Twins are 33-89 against the Yankees since 2002 which shows that what I thought might be confirmation bias was actually real tangible sadness. Watch the Giambi walk-off grand slam if you feel like suicide today!
I’m getting to upset, so I’m going to play some music that soothes my angry soul.
- Michael Hattery writing for fangraphs looks at how raising minor leaguer pay might benefit teams from a player development standpoint. In somewhat related news: I apparently have a really hard time remembering how to spell “Michael.”
I honestly can't remember if I eat macaroni and cheese with a fork or a spoon.— oh papi (@TheThinGwynn) September 24, 2011
I still can’t decide what is better and I’ve spent an unreal amount of time thinking about it. THANKS JOE.