Twinkie Town’s New Year’s resolutions for the 2018 Twins

Happy New Year!

I know it’s probably already far enough into the new year that you aren’t even writing 2017 on your checks anymore, but I’m assuming that’s because you’re not really writing checks at all these days. It’s 2018! Anyway, a little before the new year I asked the Twinkie Town community what their Twins New Year’s Resolutions were for 2018.

Here’s a smattering of the resolutions your guys offered:

• The Twins should resolve to sign Yu Darvish. No brain-er here.
• The Twins should resolve to sweep the four-game series against the Yankees in New York, April 23rd to the 36th. Again... no brain-er, right?
• The Twins should resolve to hire Nick Punto to the coaching staff. Oh HELL yeah! LNP GET MONEY GET PAID!
• Gintzer resolved to go to more Twins games at Target Field and enjoy them. Honestly, it touches my heart, and I think we can all agree.
• A really touching post by NJG319 — apparently, his brother CG19 dragged him to this site back in the day, and it helped him get into Twins baseball. He fell out of touch after the bad 2011 season, but is now resolving to pay more attention to the Twins. Awww!

Personally... I think Byron Buxton should resolve to stop flinging his body into walls, bases, and/or the ground like he’s an invincible Stretch Armstrong.

What resolutions do you have, or do you think the Twins or Twins players should have for 2018? Please share below, for the sake of Twinkie Town and the New Year.