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We here at Twinkie Town want to wish you all a very happy Thanksgiving!
In the spirit of blog content Thanksgiving, we want to remind all the precious Twins fans out there what they have to be thankful for this year:
- Willians Astudillo.
- Your health (hopefully?)
- Ummm... TC Bear.
- Rally beers that always work — in one way or another, at least.
- Not losing to the Yankees in the playoffs this year.
- Joe Mauer, Maddie Mauer, and the recent birth of Charles Mauer.
- Winning that World Series back in 1991. That sure was something, wasn’t it?
- Grocery stores that are still open on Thanksgiving because you totally forgot something and it was about to ruin Thanksgiving because you are overly OCD.
- The Cleveland baseball team slowly phasing out their racist mascot.
- The nice-ass people at the Tony O’s Cuban Sandwich stand at Target Field who give me two bags of chips with my sandwich instead of one when I tell them I am sharing the sandwich with my boyfriend.
- Also, when the vending machine at your soul-sucking job gives you two bags of Doritos for the price of one.
- The political TV ads are over.
- Whoever bought the old Carrier water heater from the Metrodome for $55.
- RandBall’s Stu.
See! There’s tons to be thankful for. Stop being a party pooper.
Poll
What’s the best Thanksgiving food?
This poll is closed
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11%
Turkey
(20 votes) -
10%
Mashed potatoes
(18 votes) -
2%
Green beans
(4 votes) -
1%
Hot dish
(3 votes) -
26%
Stuffing
(46 votes) -
4%
Straight gravy
(7 votes) -
3%
Apple pie
(6 votes) -
6%
Pumpkin pie
(11 votes) -
0%
Squash
(1 vote) -
0%
Salad
(1 vote) -
4%
Cranberries
(7 votes) -
24%
Joe Mauer
(43 votes) -
3%
Other (comment below)
(6 votes)