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Yankees 14, Twins 1: Yes, that happened on national TV

Yeah... uh, this was pretty embarrassing to be quite honest.

Minnesota Twins v New York Yankees
Ryan LaMarre... just stop.
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It’s the same story.

The Twins played the New York Yankees tonight. The Twins got pulverized by the New York Yankees tonight. It wasn’t even close. The game was 14-1.

Twins starter Jake Odorizzi gave up two solo-home runs — one to Miguel Andujar, and another to Giancarlo Stanton. Didi Gregorius hit another home run off Rule 5 Draft Pick Tyler Kinley, and then Ryan LaMarre came in to pitch for the Twins. Yes. RYAN LAMARRE. And Tyler Austin, that asshole, hit a homerun off Ryan LaMarre.

I’m still trying to process all of this.

But, yes, in case you didn’t notice, it was another terrible game for the Twins against the Yankees. I mean — 14-1. FOURTEEN TO ONE. And Ryan LaMarre had to pitch in the game.

I’m going to bed.


Top Comments

# Recs Commenter Comment Link
11 TawnyFroggy TJ's already had his fill of Dick.
8 Daniel Carlson Oh the humanity!
8 Daniel Carlson I heard James Fillmore keeps him in his closet
7 Daniel Carlson Pics or it didn't happen
6 montanatwinsfan shhhh, Castro is up
6 Zoxide My hate for the Yankees is unparalleled
6 montanatwinsfan :blush:
5 Zoxide Yeah we need Dick
5 TawnyFroggy Fuck.
5 kenzertz I'm pretty sure the home plate umpire has a strong opinion on it.
5 montanatwinsfan sounds like he's a real standup junior high school player then.
5 Joel Hernandez Well someone has to clean up all the blood
4 TawnyFroggy Whichever Twin is the current Twin at bat/pitching/about to field a ball.
4 TJ Gorsegner Only one?
4 Coach Farmer What a wet blanket base hit
4 Coach Farmer First walk for LaMagic!
3 TJ Gorsegner Speak for yourself
3 montanatwinsfan yes,
3 TJ Gorsegner His mom can do laundry in the morning
3 CG19 I find it weird that they're acting like the Yankees murdering a Rule 5 pick is proof of their lineup's dominance
3 James Fillmore Well, LaMarre has a better ERA than Kinley
3 Coach Farmer GARV HIT!
3 CG19 It'd be hilarious to drop a 7 run inning on them in front of a national audience
3 TJ Gorsegner I just assumed a yankee fan would be a perpetual man-child
3 TJ Gorsegner He tries hard and gets on base
3 Devereaux The announcers made a good point
3 Daniel Carlson Never give in to the dark side
3 SooFoo Fan Mauer swings at the first pitch
3 TJ Gorsegner Somehow we have
3 Pau from the sky-tinted water Okay let's see if the Twins can shake off that Tampa series and come out strong.
3 montanatwinsfan whoever's team wins, gets bottom tonight and can just lie there and relax
2 TJ Gorsegner Compared to Bert?
2 myjah Interesting night here in the Myjah household
2 TJ Gorsegner I remembered I can get Dan and Corey on my phone
2 CG19 Stanton homer
2 TJ Gorsegner Can it be 162 games
2 Zoxide Yeah that didn't come out right.
2 TJ Gorsegner Confusing and unhelpful
2 TJ Gorsegner Infinte density
2 EmeraldTwinkie Go Twins Go!
2 Daniel Carlson I wish the best for Hildenberger, but just in case things go bad
2 Coach Farmer Yup.
2 CG19 We need a 14 run inning to get LaMarre a win
2 EmeraldTwinkie Tanaka has been less troubled by long balls at home, unfortunately
2 TeamCrazyMatt i keep seeing r/baseball posts in my reddit feed
2 Coach Farmer I think that is now two missed called third strikes on Stanton for the night
2 CG19 They should credit him with that RBI
2 Coach Farmer WAT, UMP
2 CG19 They've been using that word relentlessly
2 Coach Farmer Dozier's hitting streak ends today
2 kenzertz It wasn't in the strike zone.
2 SooFoo Fan I feel like they've said relentless 12 dozen times
2 SooFoo Fan Also the commentary on this game is grating
2 montanatwinsfan wowowowowowowowowowowowowowowoow!
2 Imakesandwichesforaliving Cheering at Yankee Stadium
2 Imakesandwichesforaliving There's a new invention
2 montanatwinsfan also, Grossman is not a 'young up and coming' ANYTHING
2 montanatwinsfan We probably shouldn't even bother with a catcher, just throw Robbie out there as a roaming, try hard fielder.
2 TJ Gorsegner At least the headline for this isn't "Guys"
2 TJ Gorsegner Unlikely. I'm in New Mexico and I assume he's in Montana
2 TJ Gorsegner Duffey has been lights out at Triple A
1 montanatwinsfan NEWMAN!
1 montanatwinsfan well, that's alright because
1 Asthix Go Twins go!!
1 montanatwinsfan awww,
1 Imakesandwichesforaliving GO TWINS GO
1 Coach Farmer I think the black hole opening up might be a bigger problem
1 SooFoo Fan GO TWINS GO!
1 SooFoo Fan This game will take 4 hours at least
1 TawnyFroggy Go Twin
1 SooFoo Fan gotwinsgo
1 Coach Farmer Oh yeah, it was Hicks in the first inning
1 TJ Gorsegner We're gonna score
1 Coach Farmer xFIP should still be ok though
1 montanatwinsfan please, please, please god - don't let Hicks beat us
1 James Fillmore Too bad Bert’s not on the trip
1 SooFoo Fan That's strike 3
1 Coach Farmer LAMAGIC!
1 CG19 LaMarre is the next Gimenez
1 Pau from the sky-tinted water Biggest bummer is I usually listen to the games while multitasking on other project.
1 Coach Farmer Hard to feel bad about a first MLB hit
1 kenzertz C'mon, ump.
1 Coach Farmer Oh hey, hooray for our best defensive outfield!
1 CG19 2 straight hits through the shift
1 mikecardii I think tnt has 'sclusies on the early series games
1 TJ Gorsegner You and Greg should have some kinda of Gentleman's bet on the series
1 Devereaux Ha ha lime tee shirt guy
1 SooFoo Fan That's why you can't walk them
1 CG19 You can tell how excited the Yankees fans are about Judge
1 montanatwinsfan tee hee
1 Imakesandwichesforaliving YAY WE SCORED A RUN WOO
1 SooFoo Fan SUCK IT
1 montanatwinsfan WHY - even though I sign up as a Twins fan and listen to NOTHING else - does ALWAYS give me the other team's radio feed first and then force me to switch to WCCO?
1 TJ Gorsegner Damnit Tawny!
1 Imakesandwichesforaliving Odorizzi fought the Judge
1 Coach Farmer FU, anti-Doz guy
1 TeamCrazyMatt Visions of RISP at-bats dance in their heads
1 SooFoo Fan The only thing they know is that Mauer won an MVP in 2009
1 TJ Gorsegner I want Joe to get at least two more walks than hits tonight
1 gonzobob Yes.
1 James Fillmore No blood during an implosion
1 TJ Gorsegner Lol. John Sterling is the king of homerism
1 TJ Gorsegner That was-a spicy meat-a-ball-a
1 CG19 Yeah
1 10,000_Sacks Dang
1 CG19 Mauer just needs to be able to push that bunt a bit further
1 montanatwinsfan in their beds
1 TawnyFroggy Sorry, its just what I do.