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Monday Morning Minnesota: The bullpen smells and other tales of misery and woe

Happy Monday!

MLB: Cincinnati Reds at Minnesota Twins
Exactly what celebrating a run in the 9th of last night’s game should look like.
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I’m sorry friends. If you are reading this I have failed in my endeavor to build a time machine to save Byron Buxton’s foot from imploding into a black hole that sucked away the skills of the entire pitching staff. That or I’ve created an alternate timeline and you fools are still stuck in this depressing one. Anyway, turn that frown slightly upside down and gaze in neutrality at these links!

Today’s soundtrack is the opening theme to the second Edna & Harvey game because more people need to play them.