Twinkie Town Talk: The Dick does what now? Edition

In case you missed it

• Rocco Baldelli is still finding remnants of Joe Mauer’s milk chocolate easter egg hunt last year.
• Five reasons not to panic about the Twins bullpen!
• Twins fans are by far the most confident fanbase in the AL Central
• A conversation with our friends at Camden Chat, about the team the Twins were supposed to face last night
• The game that was supposed to be played last night was postponed due to rain. It will be played as a true double-header today, and we have everything you need to know.

Elsewhere in Twins Territory

• The Twins are seeing less pitches than any other team in baseball, and the charge is being lead by none other than La Tortuga.
• The Twins are also pacing to set franchise records for OPS, Slugging, and Dongs.
• At Twins Daily they looked at Dick Bremer’s use of advanced stats in the broadcast and... wait what? Who what now? Well good for them.

And around baseball

• Gardy got himself tossed from a game. God bless Gardy ejections, they are one of the purest things in baseball.
• For you jersey number nerds out there, Number 0 faced number 0 for the first time in MLB history. In this case, number 0 won.
• Suggestions for better ways pitcher can get back at bat-flipping batters than the beanball. Things like imaginary arrows and backflips. You know, ordinary Twins stuff.

Today’s discussion questions:

If your job had a “bat flip” what would it be, and what circumstances would prompt it?