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“If my boss knew how unproductive I am on Fridays, he wouldn’t want me here either.”
-James Johnson
Happy Friday friends! Have some links!
In Case You Missed It
- The Latest Fanpulse came in, and 60% of you are optimists, liars, or both
- Ben pondered whether this was the best April in the history of the Twins. I don’t know about you, but the long winter was worth it for this beautiful spring.
- Our resident Sandwich Master gave us the rundown on the latest roster move made by the Twins
- The Twins had a fun day yesterday! Read about it here. No animals were harmed in the making of this article.
Elsewhere in Twins Territory
- Jonah Keri of the Athletic thinks that the Twins are for real. Why, you might ask? Well I don’t know. Pay to find out. ($$)
- Over at Fox Sports, they give us a nice rundown of what’s going on down on the farm.
- The Twins like to steal bases.... right? Actually, the Twins aren’t running because they’re mashing, according to this story.
Around the Horn
- Breaking news (to no one): USA Today wonders if MLB’s baseballs are juiced. Hint: They definitely are.
- Jeopardy god James Holzhauer’s dream job is to be an MLB GM. Who wants to bet against him at this point?
- Noah Syndergaard, the Mets starter (who the Twins owned earlier this season), accomplished a rare and impressive feat yesterday.
Let’s Discuss!
What current or former Twin would you want at the plate with two outs and a runner on second in the bottom of the 9th of Game 7 of the World Series?