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First Pitch: 6:10 Central
Television: FSNO
Radio: TIBN
Know Thine Enemy: Let’s Go Tribe
Jose Berrios, who I imagine is what you would get if you turned a Carebear into a man via unicorn magic, hopes to help the Twins rebound and avoid the sweep. Starting for the Cleveland Racist Caricatures will be a very good pitcher and sentient pile of garbage, Trevor Bauer. Thus the rooting interest is clear even if we weren’t all Twins fans.
It is for this reason I assume the Twins lose tonight. Sorry, the Twins are good and all, but the universe just loves forcing to say good things about Bauer.