First Pitch: 6:10 Central
Know Thine Enemy: Let’s Go Tribe
Jose Berrios, who I imagine is what you would get if you turned a Carebear into a man via unicorn magic, hopes to help the Twins rebound and avoid the sweep. Starting for the Cleveland Racist Caricatures will be a very good pitcher and sentient pile of garbage, Trevor Bauer. Thus the rooting interest is clear even if we weren’t all Twins fans.
It is for this reason I assume the Twins lose tonight. Sorry, the Twins are good and all, but the universe just loves forcing to say good things about Bauer.
|Max Kepler - CF||Francisco Lindor - SS|
|Jorge Polanco - SS||Jason Kipnis - 2B|
|Mitch Garver - DH||Carlos Santana - DH|
|Eddie Rosario - LF||Jake Bauers - 1B|
|Marwin Gonzalez - RF||Jose Ramirez - 3B|
|Jonathan Schoop - 2B||Jordan Luplow - LF|
|Ehire Adrianza - 3B||Tyler Naquin - RF|
|C.J. Cron - 1B||Roberto Perez - C|
|Willians Astudillo - C||Leonys Martin - CF|