First Pitch: 7:10 PM
Know Thine Enemy: Athletics Nation
After getting swept by the Mets, our dear Twinkies are entering a very very mucho grande importante segment of their schedule.
Today is the first game of a 3 game series against Oakland (a very good team), after which the Twins go on to play 4 against the Yankees (who eons ago made an Anti-Twins soul-pact with Glasya-Labolas the mighty president of Hell, commander of 36 demonic legions, and author of manslaughter and bloodshed.) all while leading Cleveland in the central by a mere 4 games.
In short: GO TWINS GO
|Marcus Semien News - SS||Max Kepler News - CF|
|Robbie Grossman News - LF||Mitch Garver News - C|
|Matt Olson News - 1B||Nelson Cruz News - DH|
|Mark Canha News - RF||Marwin Gonzalez News - LF|
|Ramon Laureano News - CF||C.J. Cron News - 1B|
|Khris Davis News - DH||Luis Arraez News - 2B|
|Jurickson Profar News - 2B||Miguel Sano News - 3B|
|Chad Pinder News - 3B||Jake Cave News - RF|
|Josh Phegley News - C||Ehire Adrianza News - SS|
I do not know why the lineup tool added NEWS to every player’s name but I’m keeping it. Sweet SEO points or whatever.