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Monday Morning Minnesota: Gotta Go Fast Edition

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Alternately: Tawny is bad at her job edition

Minnesota Twins v Chicago White Sox
Byron Buxton pac-manning up some power pellets.
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Hey guys, it’s me, Tawny “Good Responsibility Haver” Jarvi. Whoops, I forgot to write this again so now I have 20 minutes before I leave for work to push out something that won’t dishonor my family name for all eternity. Please forgive any double linkage or typos, because I don’t have enough caffeine in me to care. I do have bag of Starburst Duos for sugar, but I refuse to tell you if they are good or not until Starburst sends me the check. Until then consider them Schrodinger’s Starbursts.

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  • Pitcher and Max Kepler’s favorite comfort food, Trevor Bauer threw a little baby tantrum.

Here’s Toto’s Africa made in Mario Paint, because for some reason that’s all that comes to mind right now.