Game 124: Twins at Rangers

First Pitch: 2:05 CT

TV: FSNO

Radio: TIBN, twinsbeisbol.com

Know Thine Enemy: Lone Star Ball

Check your calendars, everyone, because it’s SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY!

GET YER LAZY BODY PARTS DOWN TO TEXAS, BECAUSE IT’S TIME FOR SOME TWINS BASEBALL!

THAT’S RIGHT! WE’VE GOT BATS SWINGIN’, BALLS FLYIN’, BENCHES CLEARIN’, UNWRITTEN RULES BREAKIN’ AND ALL KIIIIIINDS OF ACTION!! AND DO! WE! HAVE! A! MATCHUP! FOR! YOU!

THOSE FEISTY LAWMEN FROM THE BIG STATE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE MAP WILL BE FEATURING LANCE “THE MAN IN BLUE” LYNN! AN OLD COMPADRE AND MORE RECENTLY AN OLD ENEMY, WILL HIS ARSENAL LEAD THE RANGERS TO A HOME VICTORY?

AND FOR YOUR LAND O’ LAKES BOMBA BOYS, WE HAVE MARTIN “THE CHA CHA SLIDER” PÉREZ! CAN HIS SLIPPERY SWIFTBALL AND MOUND MACHINATIONS LEAD THE TWINS TO A SWEEP?

WE’RE ABOUT TO FIND OUT, SO DON’T! YOU! MISS! IT!

anyway here’s lineups