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FIRST PITCH: 6:40 PM
TEEVEE: FSNO
RADIO: TIBN
KNOW THINE ENEMY: ROYALS REVIEW
ABOLISH THE MONARCHY! GUILLOTINE THE ARISTOCRACY!
(Is “The Royals” the most un-American name in American sports?)
Be good to each-other.