Community discussion: What Halloween costume should your favorite Twins wear tonight?

Halloween is tonight, and in a normal year, most people would be in a costume, whether to go to a party, pass out candy, or just have some fun with their kids. Since everything is different this year, and many places are discouraging traditional events, we’ll have to use our imaginations.

So, in your imagination, what costume should your favorite Twins or ex-Twins be wearing today? What is the most absurd-yet-fitting idea you can come up with? Best comment wins exactly 463,072 internet points, redeemable at your favorite internet points emporium.