clock menu more-arrow no yes

Filed under:

Recent Yelp reviews of the Boston Red Sox front office

New, 5 comments

An influx of ratings appeared the past couple of weeks.

Fenway Park Snow Fall Photo by Billie Weiss/Boston Red Sox/Getty Images

Coinciding with the botched three-team trade between the Minnesota Twins, Los Angeles Dodgers, and Boston Red Sox, there was quite an uptick in Yelp reviews on the Red Sox’s front office business page on the forum website. Below are some hand-picked, definitely non-biased reviews of the east-coast baseball operation.

Flamethrower51 ☆☆☆☆★
“They called me up and said, ‘Come on over to Boston, kiddo! You’ll love being a member of the rotation!’ and then they never called back. Had a ‘crazy girlfriend’ vibe.”

Maeken18 ☆☆★★★
“私はレッドソックスに対して何の心配もありませんが、ミネソタ州では寒いです。”

The Falvineator ☆☆☆☆★
“Terribly difficult to work with. They agreed to something they knew about and then back-peddled! This isn’t eBay.”

2018MVP ☆★★★★
“Spent some nice years with them. Not sure about the exit, though. How am I supposed to get the signs now?”

LosAngelesAngelsofAnaheimCaliforniaUnitedStates ☆☆☆☆★
“What kind of tomfoolery is this business? The wait is like sitting in a doctor’s office. Did they not know about doctors when reading the reports?”

RichWestCoastTeamCan’tWinaWS ★★★★★
“WORLD SERIES, HERE WE COME!!!!!”

LIFELONGREDSOXFAN04071318 ☆☆☆☆★
“IF I COULD GIVE ZERO STARS I WOULD WHO ARE WE????? AND WE ARENT A SMALL MARKET TEAM LIKE MINNESOTA THE RED SOX HAVE MONEY TO SPEND”

OpeYeahSureYouBetcha ☆☆☆★★
“I’m sure the Boston front office was just nice and covered up for those POHLAD POCKET PROTECTORS!!!!!!1 Ope, sorry, left my caps on there for a moment.”

Trout4MVP ☆☆★★★
“Not sure how they handle business on the east coast, man, but at least we have Trout and Ohtani. AND we don’t use trash cans to win games.”

LAD4EVR ★★★★★
“WORLD SERIES, HERE WE COME!!!!!”