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What does the J.A. in “J.A. Happ” stand for?

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We have some possiblities

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The Twins signed veteran MLB pitcher J.A. Happ to a one year deal yesterday, to the joy of headline writers and punsters everwhere, who are “Happ-y” to take advantage of his last name. But I’ve never actually wondered, what does the J.A. stand for? Well, in the finest Twinkie Town tradition, we decided to bring you some possiblilities

  • Johnny Awesome
  • Julius Aurelius
  • Jackie Action
  • James Anthony
  • Julie Andrews
  • John Adams
  • Jordan Awful
  • Ja Aj
  • Justice Always
  • Jennifer Aniston
  • Jack Ass
  • Jason Abnormal
  • Joe Abominable
  • Jubilant Art
  • Jacob Amazing

One of these is the real answer, but what do you think? Leave us your best “J.A” options in the comments.