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First Pitch: 3:10 Central
Radio: WCCO 830, Audacy(?!), The Wolf 102.9 FM, twinsbeisbol.com
T.V: Bally Borts Borth
Know Thine Enemy: Lookout Landing
And now before I present to you the starting lineups, here’s some serious analysis. And by serious analysis, I obviously mean, The Ninja Rap by Vanilla Ice from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Movie haphazardly edited to be about the Twins.
Yeah.
Yo! It’s the Minnesota machine
Gonna rock the town straight to the World Series
Have you ever seen a Twin get down?
Slammin’ Jammin’ to the new swing sound
Yeah, everybody let’s move
Vanilla is here with the new Dong Groove
Gonna rock, and roll this place
With the power of the Minnesota Twins bass
Iceman, ya know I’m not playin’- Devastate the game while the Twins are sayin’:
Twins, Twins, Rap! Twins, Twins, Rap!
Go Go Go Go!
Go Twins, Go Twins, Go; Go Twins, Go Twins, Go!
Go Twins, Go Twins. Go; Go Twins, Go Twins, Go!
Go Go Go Go!
Lyrics, fill in the gap
Drop that bass and get the Twins Rap
Feel it, if you know what I mean
Give it up for those heroes in whatever color the uniforms are today
Just flowin, smooth with the power
Kickin’ it up, hour after hour
Cause in this life there’s only one winner
You better aim good so you can hit the center
In it to win it, with a team of 26+Taxi Squad
Minnesota Twins that you gotta adore it’s the:
Twins, Twins, Rap! Twins, Twins, Rap!
Go Go Go Go!
Go Twins, Go Twins, Go; Go Twins, GoTwins, Go!
Go Twins, Go Twins. Go; Go Twins, Go Twins, Go!
Go Go Go Go!
Mariners, you better run and hide
Because one day you might not slide (Safely into second base.)
Choose your bat but don’t slip
Vanilla’s in control with the flex of the mic grip
Rockin’ the crowd the way it should be rocked
With the Minnesota drop that you like a lot
Hittin’ like Joe Mauer when the bass kicks in
You better check your inning
The power of the Twins is strong—Sluggin’ all the Dingers until the opposing team’s bullpen is all out cold.
Twins, Twins, Rap! Twins, Twins, Rap!
Go Go Go Go!
Go Twins Go Twins, Go; Go Twins, Go Twins, Go!
Go Twins, Go Twins. Go; Go Twins, Go Twins, Go!
Go Go Go Go!